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the wouldve been drunk post

Forks

I am tired of putting forks in my lunch box because when I carry it I smoosh it up against my hip and the fork pokes into the cheap vinyl on the inside and makes holes. Should my salad dressing ever leak, my whole lunchbox insulation will smell like balsamic vinaigrette for ever and ever amen.

Note: Contrary to popular belief, you do not get the Cadillac of lunch boxes for $5.99 at Target.

What's the topci?

I feel like we're slackikgn. Im drunk and I dont have a topic for discussion. Im making one now. The topic is: the secret life of sarah palin. go.

shocker beats scissors hands down

sissor hands peeing

scissor hands pees by cutting is weiner off and just letting his bladder empty out. as a result he no long has control of that function of his body.

SUCK ONTHAT

this was last night but...

rules

must be drunk. we'll know if you cheat.